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title: Cham-Pain
author: neverenoughjam
fandom: The Office
type: Humor
pairing: Jim/Pam, Ensemble
rating: PG/T
warnings: Alcohol use by adults and mild sexual innuendo
spoilers: Follows "Niagara" in Season Six.
summary: After all the pranking Jim and Pam have done to Michael over the years, karma pays them back at their wedding reception.
disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

We should have rented the whole room...Collapse )
....this is what I would want from Santa.

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title: Patience
author: neverenoughjam
fandom: The Office
rating: T
pairing: Jim/Pam
genre: romance
summary: Jim's odd behavior over the summer rouses suspicion in Pam.
disclaimer: These are not my characters. They belong to NBC and Greg Daniels.

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title: Superheroes
author: neverenoughjam 
fandom: The Office
pairing: ensemble
rating: K or PG
spoilers: Through end of Season Four.
warnings: none
summary: During a lazy afternoon, the Dunder Mifflinites kill time by deciding which superpowers they'd like to have. This is pure fluff, no angst or drama involved.
disclaimer: These are not my toys.


Once again I am stealing an interesting survey from my friend laslohollyfeld  , who stole it from others. I think these are fun, even if only for me.

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More fun and useless surveys

I'm ridiculously addicted to surveys like this. I stole today's survey from my friend laslohollyfeld, who says he stole it from swayinisdancin .


Software for writers: a recommendation

I am not crazy about the idea of paying for expensive upgrades every few years for the software I use to do my writing. I'm even less enthusiastic about the idea of those upgrades making it impossible or difficult to open and edit files I created only five years ago. So for a long time I've been using open source software, bypassing Microsoft and Adobe and other big software developers. I don't even use much of Apple's software, mainly because Apple has stopped maintaining Appleworks, which used to be a pretty good little package.

However, I'm also spoiled. I don't want to give up those features I like. So I don't want to use some piece of software that does maybe five of the fifty things Word can do. What do I turn to?

Until this week I was an enthusiastic devotee of OpenOffice. This open source software works just fine on Windows and Linux, and pretty well on Mac (I use, in one typical business day, all three of those operating systems). OpenOffice contains a word processor that works almost identically to Word, can open, edit and save Word .doc files with ease, and includes an Excel spreadsheet clone, a drawing program, a database program, and a presentation program that can open PowerPoint files just fine. There are a few things it does not do well--master documents are a mess, for example, and the List Number function is as screwed up as Word's. But for the money ($00.00), you can't beat it.

Or so I thought. The one thing I didn't care for in OpenOffice for the Mac is that you have to have X11 running in order to use OpenOffice. Not a really big deal, since X11 ships with all flavors of Mac OS X. Install it from the DVD, and you're good. To run OpenOffice, you doubleclick the icon just as you would any other application. It loads the X11 window and then loads OpenOffice. Piece of cake. However, having to wait while it loads the X window, and having the menu bar in the window instead of at the top of the screen, Mac-style, can start to grate after awhile. It's not a big deal, more like having a stone in your shoe, but it's annoying.

So I was delighted to find NeoOffice. It's a port of OpenOffice to the Mac OS X platform. It has an Aqua-like interface, with all those little touches I come to expect on a Mac: 3-D, colored icons, the menu at the top of the screen, etc. Best of all, you don't need X11 to run it. Doubleclick the icon, and it launches. It's a clean, pretty, functional interface, and has a few features the bare-bones OpenOffice does not. For example, there's a grammar checker. This is a feature of Mac OS 10.5 (Leopard) that Apple added, and this release of NeoOffice uses it. I haven't used it yet but it's a great idea.

Anyway, for any readers who write on a Mac and are on a limited budget, I can heartily recommend NeoOffice. It is a free download, easy to install, and as easy to use as Word or OpenOffice. And since it is an open source project, the file formats are not proprietary and will be good for years to come. Good news for those of us who are slow writers. :)

Fun with sticks

This dog just kills me.


Friday surveys are fun and useless!

Stolen from laslohollyfeld, who stole it from somebody else. Go blame him.


Moonlight "Hope", Mick, rated PG-13

title: Hope
fandom: Moonlight
author: neverenoughjam
rating: PG-13
warnings: None
spoilers: None
summary: Mick muses about Beth and his own nature
disclaimer: These characters belong to CBS, not me.
author's note: My attempt at a little Moonlight fic. Just some of Mick's thoughts on who he is, and the devastating effect of having Beth in his life.